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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘That was wonderful. Why did you stop?’

He said, ‘I found the remote’.

A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a

sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several

Possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the

more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for

the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He

presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it

on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy-),

I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be

nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked,

return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.’

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, ‘Good Grief!

You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon…. Closed coffin