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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors”. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

“Catatonics and High Colonics”……No go.

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” …. Thumbs down again.

Then came “Minds and Behinds” …. Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” ……. Unacceptable again !

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts”. …. Not a chance.

“Nuts and Butts” ….. No way.

“Freaks and Cheeks” ….. Still no good.

“Loons and Moons” ….. Forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:
“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones–Odds and Ends”

Everyone loved it.

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible…

No wait…. Sorry..

I’m thinking of whiskey.

It’s whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.