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Published: September 23rd, 2009
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast? A bowl of surreal.
A guy jumps into an open manhole and kills himself by drowning. What’s the cause of death? Sewercide.
How does Gus the Dog like his eggs cooked for breakfast? Pooched.
Where does Gus the Dog get his life insurance? Mutt Life.
Thanks to David Manzi for these knee-slappers.
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