‘A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!’
Published: October 15th, 2008
Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of
antibacterial stuff around.
antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor’s approach.
Think about it…
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol…
Think about it…
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol…
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So……
So……
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ..(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh….(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it…
I put lime in my Corona ..(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh….(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it…
If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can’t get you!
My grandmother always said,
‘A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!’
‘A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!’
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