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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. – Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK EXERCISE MACHINE:
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown – 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY:
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
