Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant
Published: December 3rd, 2009
What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree … he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver
I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can’t see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger’s wife went for him after he scored a birdie.
What was the second worst part of Tiger’s car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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