Do Your Chores
Little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
“Not yet,” says the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed
the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to
feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in
for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of
dry cereal.
“How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon?
Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.
“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren’t
getting any milk.”
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
“You gonna tell him or should I?”
