ETHNIC
A little Jewish guy is at a urinal in the men’s room when a big black guy runs in, whips it out, and starts doing his business in the urinal next to him.
The black guy says, “Just made it.”
The little guy says, “Can you make me one in white?’
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How can you tell where the Amish people live in Appalachia?
They have a dead horse up on blocks in the front yard.
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Why do Polish names end in “ski”?
They don’t know how to spell “toboggan.”
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Heard about the black and the Mexican who opened up a restaurant?
It’s called Nacho Mama.
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What do Japanese men do when they have erections?
Vote.
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What do you call a a skinny WASP?
A WISP.
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Did you hear about the guy who was half Polish and half Italian?
He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.
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What’s the Cuban national anthem?
Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
