Lesbonics
1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? …
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ….
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? …..
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? …
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? …
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .
Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .
Lick-a-likes.
11. What’s the definition of confusion? …
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.
13. What do you have when you’ve got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don’t do dick.
