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Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin —

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Herman’s Hermits —

Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr —

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees — -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack—

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash —

I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon—

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye —

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem—

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer —

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations —

Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba—

Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando —

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy —

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore—

It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson —

On the Commode Again