OUT OF DOORS
A well-to-do Englishman found himself walking in a neighborhood a class or two below his own. It happened to be a windy day, and as he passed a young woman the wind caught her skirt and lifted it above her head. “Oh, it’s airy, isn’t it?” said the man. The young woman looked at him funny and replied, “Yeah, what did you expect? Feathers?”
Two old ladies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. This is an enormous shock to the ladies and one of them has a stroke right away! The other one couldn’t quite reach.










