The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
Published: November 3rd, 2009
1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”
3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
4. The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”
5. The Interior Designer – who assures her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”
6. The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!”
7. The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”
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