THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX
Published: February 25th, 2009
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Try breathing through you nose.
4. On second thought, let’s turn out the lights.
5. You said you had the keys to the handcuffs!
6. What is that?
7. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
8. I think you have it on backwards.
9. I told you it wouldn’t work without batteries!
10.No really…I do this part better myself!
11.But whipped cream makes me break out.
12.Was what good for me?
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