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One night a husband came home to his wife with a black eye.

“What happened to you?” she asked.

“I got into a fight with the Super. He said he had slept with every woman in this apartment building except for one.”

“Hmm,” his wife replied. I bet it’s that ugly woman on the second floor.”

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A man from the city was driving in the country when he came across a farmer sowing the fields

without any trousers. “How come you’re not wearing and trousers?” he asked in

astonishment. “Well, buddy, the other day I went out into the field and I forgot to wear my

shirt. That night me neck was stiffer than a door. So this is my wife’s idea.”