Woodpeckers
>A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about
>which place had the toughest trees.
> The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could
> peck.
> The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole
> in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
> The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a
> tree in Canada that was absolutely ‘impeckable’ (a term frequently used by
> woodpeckers). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do
> it and accepted the challenge.
>
> The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked
> the so-called ‘impeckable’ tree almost without breaking a sweat.
> Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian
> woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
> was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree
> in their own country?
> After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
> Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.
